sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: gothqirl, via froggypillow)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via froggypillow)

(Source: a-viator, via 69shadesofgray)

yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 

image

you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via 69shadesofgray)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via collapsed)